Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Talk about a selection bias II

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Bulgarian phone muber 888 888 888 is suspended, because every user assigned to it dies.  In other words, the Bulgarian phone company thinks that the number is cursed.

What they have forgotten about is that correlation does not imply causality:

Why were the owners of the number dying then? Owner of such a phone number is likely to be a rich businessman, politician, or most likely of all (especially in Bulgaria) a mafia boss.  Mafia bosses do tend to die prematurely because of the nature of their business (think of Santino Corleone),  rather than because they have a nice phone number. So  what makes people die,  is not the number, but the occupation associated with it…

Innovations in the communist economies

Monday, May 24th, 2010

I have participated in a debate on innovations in capitalist versus communist economies. All I had to say about it is summarize in this picture:

My Thesis

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

I have recently started working on my thesis. The first serious step after formulation of a scientific proposal is to read all the relevant literature…

Prostitutes for a greener world! (The Copenhagen lesson)

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

The prostitutes in Copenhagen have offered free sex to the participants of the Conference on Climate change. Speigel claims that they’ve done it because of some petty dispute with the mayor. I think it’s because the girls want to make the delegates feel at home (actually maybe even better than that). They want to create an atmosphere of international friendship, understanding and cooperation. GO GIRLS!

(as you can see, my posts are not very serious recently – have too much work =>they won’t get serious for a while…)

If U buy a new Mercedes…

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
If you buy a shiny, new Mercedes, don’t park it under a power pole!
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(The birds are gonna crap all over it!)

If you buy a 50$ bike lock, don’t be an idiot!
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(My bike lasted for 4 weeks – than someone cut my 10$ lock and stole my bike)

Machine gun and a miniskirt

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

2621856-pekingem-pochodovali-vojaci-lidova-republika-slavi-60And the big fashion hit for the fall of 2009 is… Machine gun and a miniskirt! Guess where the following picture was taken:

  1. Fashion Show, Milan
  2. Fashion Show, Paris
  3. 60th anniversary of China

(regardless of what one thinks about the Soviet-like military parades organized in China, these girls look HOT!) :-)

How much of an economist are you?

Friday, September 25th, 2009

There is more to being an economist than research, teaching, conferences… Test how much of an economist you really are.

(Link recommended by LM)

Random and more random

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Economists tend to be arrogant, especially when talking to other social scientists. This post might enhance the stereotype, but I think it’s too funny to keep it just to myself…

Professor of Quantitative methods class: If conditions a),b),c), and d) are satisfied then the estimator is unbiased.

Political Science PhD: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah… So if a),b),c), and d) are satisfied it can be unbiased?

Professor of Quantitative methods class: No, it is!

Political Science PhD: Ah, so when a) says random it really means random?

:-D

He got this one WRONG

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

neweraofwealth1Taken from the Amazon.com review of The New Era of Wealth (Brian Wesbury, 2002):

First, the good news: smart investors will continue to get rich. Brian S. Wesbury, an economist and respected economic forecaster, believes the trends that led to so much wealth creation in the last two decades of the 20th century–a boom in productivity from technological innovation, smaller government, and anti-inflationary U.S. Federal Reserve policies–will continue in the first two decades of the 21st century. As Wesbury sees it, people who worry about the soaring stock market leading to a repeat of 1929 are looking for the wrong bogeyman.

It’s ironic, that in 2004 he was named by USA Today one of the top 10 economic forecasters. (By the way, when they say an economist, they mean he has a BA in economics…). Anyway, I am not judging the book as such, (I haven’t read it yet -  but in general I am a “bit” sceptical about investor’s handbooks), I just think the review is funny or maybe ironic?

p.s. has anyone read it?

Czech Life

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Everybody wants to have a Czech Life, but nobody wants to have a Church times
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Photo taken in the Sterling library, I am really courios what kind of journal “Czech Life” is… In my opinion it will have something to do with a) beer b) women, either way I wanna find out…